Scotty - Christmas in the Caribbean (Splash Bootleg Mix)

Ah yes, just what we all think of when the Holidays come up in conversation: Club Music!  Scotty here mixed up some classic Christmas songs into a mini-mix that could only satiate Boy George.  Seriously, only him.  This is a perfect track for when all the ladies are belly full o' booze and want to start tamping up your bamboo floor with their fresh high heels.  The louder the better.

Disco Noël (Mirror Image) - Jingle Bells

Oh my, this could not be more disco if we strapped on some rollerskates and all wore sequin cocktail dresses.  Mirror Image released a fabulous disco Christmas album in 1979 titled Disco Noël, but they hid their band name in tiny, tiny print on the bottom of the album in tiny print.  And the umlaut. (ALT + 0235 in case you're wondering)  Was it really necessary?  Only if it were post-WWII Nazi propaganda!  Thanks a lot, Pickwick Records.

Smart move!  This album reeks of glitter, Bartles & James, and cocaine, but I did pick it up used at a garage sale so who knows!  If your Christmas party will have one, or even all three of those things, you gotta add it to your Christmas playlist.  This album PROOVES that 1979 was the nadir of American music.


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Jingle Bells and Silver Bells

Tenacious D & Sum 41 - Things I Want

Everyone and their ugly stepmother loves Tenacious D and no one loves Sum 41 anymore.  Who cares!  This song is rockin' and I think it was made purely for random giveaway Christmas compilation CDs (one of which is called Swallow My Eggnog, how fitting), but I stumbled upon in the vault of a now-deceased radio station.  Listen to the list of things he wants and try not to laugh at the absurdity.  Best at high volumes.

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Tenacious D & Sum 41 - Things I Want 

The Salsoul Orchestra - There's Someone Who's Knocking

Welcome to Spiked Eggnog!  Here's the deal: I'm sick and tired of hearing the same Mariah Carey versions of our favorite holiday music.  Does she even know what month it is?  She's certifiably batshit crazy!  Remember when Eminem had that diss track about her and it was all gross and detailed about his performance issues?

Anyway, here's the first song I'd like to introduce to you.  LOOK AT THE ALBUM COVER!!!111

I bet that chick was in a bikini and then the Salsoul Record Company in Philly was all like, "Dat's too sexy for 1976.  Let's paint a green and white onesie on dis broad and write DANCE YOUR ASS OFF on the back, but don't proofreads it or nothin'.  Yeah, Iggles colors!  Let's celebrate hittin' the 50 album sales mark down at Tony Luke's or Jim's, but DEFINITELY not Pat's or Gino's cuz that craps fa tourists and shit." 

The Salsoul Orchestra's "There's Someone Who's Knocking" sounds like it belongs on some pseudo-Disney singalong video, but you've never heard it and it's from the Golden Age of music: The 1970's!  I bet one of these guys in the and ended up doing something very, very successful.  I never win bets though.